Baked fruit

A homosexual or LGBT person while they are under the influence of marijuana.

“Yo I’m baked fruit right now.”

telephone fruit

Bananas!
They are sometimes called the telephone fruit because if you hold one like an old-style landline (corded) telephone handset it looks as though you really *ARE* holding a landline handset (aka. a telephone "receiver").

I'm going to the store to pick up some taper powels, poliet taper, grapes, and telephone fruit.

Fruit factory

A gay orgy

Hey John did you go to the fruit factory last night.

Fruit Fag

Another term for an Apple user

Person 1 "Don't they realise it has the same features that's been shipped by other companies for 5 years?"
Person 2"Nah, fruit fags don't care about that"

poupu fruit

a fruit from a game, in the game there is a legend that says that if you share a puopu fruit with someone you really care about your destinies become intertwined

in kingdom hearts 3 sora shared a poupu fruit with kairi

Dough Fruit

a fucking piece of shit fruit thats covered in dough yet its a apple, fucking Dough Fruit apple

This fucking 9 year old needs to touch grass with his Dough Fruit comb

fruit junk

the sticky stuff that gets stuck to your hands after eating fruit snacks.

Guy 1: DARN! i cant get this pack of fruit snacks open, with all the fruit junk i have left on my hands from the other packs.

Guy 2: here i'll try...