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a person who may or may not be "closet gay".
Chris: So did Mac ever come out?
Tommy: No, he's still a mystery fruit.
the sticky stuff that gets stuck to your hands after eating fruit snacks.
Guy 1: DARN! i cant get this pack of fruit snacks open, with all the fruit junk i have left on my hands from the other packs.
Guy 2: here i'll try...
When fruits disappear for the majority of a year and they come back to celebrate pride month
Omg happy Pride! The Seasonal Fruits are back!
Your have one attraction but your lacking in something. Like you could be fine as hell but your breath always smells bad. Or you could be stacking paper but u ugly as sht.
Susan_"Why you dating that seedless fruit?"
Sally_yea I know his breath smells bad but his eyes are so dreamy
Bananas!
They are sometimes called the telephone fruit because if you hold one like an old-style landline (corded) telephone handset it looks as though you really *ARE* holding a landline handset (aka. a telephone "receiver").
I'm going to the store to pick up some taper powels, poliet taper, grapes, and telephone fruit.
Another term for an Apple user
Person 1 "Don't they realise it has the same features that's been shipped by other companies for 5 years?"
Person 2"Nah, fruit fags don't care about that"