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A 'Muff Chaser' is essentially an individual who disregards all notions of self-respect or indeed respect for his friends or those around him in his pursuit of the said 'Muff'. He is a modern day 'Benny Hill' but without the humour and is a totally desperate, pathetic excuse for a person.
That Alex is a such Muff Chaser!
What a fookin Muff Chaser!
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The act of accidentally smacking the vagina, whilst attempting a smack to the butt.
“He approached his bent-over girlfriend to give her a swat, when she shifted and received a stinging muff clap.”
1. A term used to describe the unhealthiness of one's (woman's) vagina.
2.) A nasty cabbage looking twat.
Eg. "Bro I went to go down on that girl at the party last night and realized she had a beat pussy!"
"Haha man her muff is cabbage!!"
Yo, bro, did you crush that muff last night?
The act of singing holiday songs into a woman's vagina instead of preforming oral sex. Usually around the Christmas season.
Last Christmas eve i went muff caroling around the office party and promptly got fired.
A super 70's bush that spreads from the tummy to the tush.
Dude, check out that girls happy trail!
That's not a happy trial. That's a muff tummy. You can tell because it grows all the way to her butt.
Small patch of hair left above the vagina to warm the nose of the person going down onna female
"It was a cold night out but Karen warmed my nose with her nose muff. "