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When Willy Wonka gives you a stick of date rape gum, and your anus becomes fuckable, and then he must take you to his short, fat workers and "Fix you"... You know where it goes from there. :)
I gave Sally a piece of date rape gum and violated her plush anus while she was handcuffed.
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What's for dinner?
How 'bout a grilled beef anus roll?
Make that two!
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A very uncommon syndrome acquired from constant and rigorous wiping of the asshole. Most common symptoms include (but are not limited to): bleeding from the anus, discomfort when sitting down, a little voice coming from your rear end telling you to eat more Chipotle, and uncontrollable desire to dress and act like Joseph Gordon-Levitt did in 500 Days of Summer.
Me: I just can't stop bleeding from my asshole doc.
Doc: Have you been watching 500 Days of Summer?
Me:...What if I have?
Doc: I'm afraid that you have Sniveling Anus Syndrome.
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A big-shot alpha male, especially one
who has a raging superiority complex and acts in an obnoxious and condescending manner. Often abbreviated SCA.
It was noisy as Hell on the train coming home last night because all the SCA's were babbling about the upcoming football game.
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A testosterone-dripping alpha male, usually a big shot executive with a monstrously high income, especially one who acts in a condescending and obnoxious manner toward his "inferiors" (i.e. those of us earning less than $250K per year). Frequently abbreviated SCA.
It was noisy as hell on the train last night, all the SCA's were babbling about the football game.
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