apple shit

A result of eating way to many apples, your "bodily waste" seems to be already lubed up with shit.

1:Dude i took apple shit the other day
2:thats absolutely fucking disgusting

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apple sac

reference to the scrotum and testicles, usually one's own.

she kneed me in the apple sac!

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black apples

another way to say watermelons

in the south all they eat is dem black apples.

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Horse Apple

Horse Shit
A Piece of shit from a horse.

I stepped in a horse apple.

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pickin' the apples

Vigorously masterbating in the shower and then proceeding to splat on the wall in front of you.

(while knocking on the shower door) "You pickin' the apples, i know your pickin' the apples you son of a bitch...your pickin' the apples...."

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Apple hater

Someone who hates everything apple, the iPod, the iPhone, the iMac and all the other i products.

Matt: Stop just getting out your iPhone to show off, you're such an idiot.

Tom: Just coz ur an apple hater

Matt: Yeah, and?

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apple watch

A smart watch made by Apple that makes you pay around 500 dollars so you don't have to pull your phone out of your pocket. Also pretty overpriced.

Is that the new apple watch? It's so cool! Yeah, but I'm broke now. At least I have fun spinning that wheel thing.

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