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An "If-A-Cop" Story is one that you concoct when you're with a group of friends, doing something you're probably not supposed to, and you want everyone's stories to match up should you encounter some sort of law enforcement while out on your adventure/mission.
The best "If-A-Cop" stories are the simplest ones that answer these 3 questions:
~Where are you (all) going?
~Why are you going there?
and
~Where did you just come from?
The "If-A-Cop" story is ALWAYS discussed and shared with ALL members of the group BEFORE going anywhere and all members are also quizzed on the answers they will give should the "If-A-Cop" story actually be used because you've all been stopped by some sort of law enforcement personnel.
John, Mike and Mary are all walking to Tom's house to score some weed at 11 o'clock at night. Before they leave for Tom's:
John: Did we forget anything?
Mike: I don't think so...
Mary: Yeah we did! We need to come up with an "If-A-Cop" story!!! Ya know, in case the cops stop us...
John: Oh yeah! Good lookin' out!!!
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Prison Term.
New correctional officer, fresh out of the academy.
While a new inmate is considered a "fish" the similar term Fish-cop is used for new officers.
See Fish
See that new fish cop? He thinks he's Bad-Ass.
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A bad ass mustache primarily sported by old-school cops and homosexuals.
Never trust a cop without a mustache! Hey dude check out my cop stache. Wow you look like a real life shakey head!
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Australian slang term meaning Police Station, endemic to the region of Western Sydney as well as parts of regional New South Wales.
Shazza: Bazza, get off ya fucking ass and take me to tha cop shop, Rachel called me a cunt on facey again
Bazza: Shut ya fucken mouth and get me anotha fucken beer before I knock ya bloody lights out
Shazza: Fuck yaw
Bazza: Get two, Gazza will be here any fucken minute with the jew gold from tha ceno
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An event or climax that is extremely built up to and hyped, only to turn out to be a completely boring and utterly unimpressive waste of time.
The ending to Michael Crichton's The Andromeda Strain.
"Wait...the completely unstoppable supervirus turned into a non-lethal form. Now it eats rubber instead of killing people! We are saved!"
Reader: "What a fucking cop out."
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When someone is looking serious and pissed off. Also may look like they have something shoved up their ass.
It may also be called their 'taking a shit' face.
Girl 1: "My boyfriend always comes home with his cop face on from work."
Girl2: "You should suck that look right off his face"
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A police interrogation method similar to good cop/bad cop except it replaces the Bad cop with a mentally disabled cop.
that's it... we will have to use Good cop/Mentally disabled cop on him.
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