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As a man, you begin by taking a shit into the back tank of a toilet (top-shelf pooping). Your girl is taking a shit on the main seat but straddling it in reverse so she can blow you. All the while you are consuming a Chipotle burrito.
Dude I had to clean the tank of my toilet after my girl an I went to Chipotle and once we got home things got a little crazy and we ended up doing the Double Chiblumpkin in our bathroom...glorious!
When you're about to get double teamed and then the people decided no
"If you're about to get double teamed and the they decided no, were you double teased?"-Darkness Jackson (Stephen Jackson)
Janet: "Yeah last night I was about to get double teamed and then they said no and for me to get out."
Jennifer: "So you got double teased! Loser"
Janet: "f*ck off"
A Double Bidet is when one masturbates and ejaculates at the same time as they poop into a toilet. While the ejaculate hits the chin, the toilet water jumps up to caress the asshole.
A double bidet is a great way to start the day.
A martial arts-like move made famous by Captain James Tiberius "Jim" Kirk.
The move involves folding both hands together and chopping down with both arms on the opponents neck.
Results do not vary - no opponent can withstand more than one Double Captain.
Did you see the episode where Kirk Double Captained that demi-god dude after fucking the green chick?
Regaining higher brain function that was lost by a traumatic brain injury by receiving an additional traumatic brain injury.
Gilligan has a coconut fall on his head and loses all memory.
His memory is regained by another coconut falling on his head. "Gilligan! You've got your memory back. you must have gotten a double coconut!" -The Skipper
Grabbing the shaft with one hand while placing the other hand above thus stroking the head as well, continuously. Special care must be taken during this procedure to ensure satisfaction and safety. Wear eye protection for stray streams. A tingling sensation may occur afterwards.
Tom was caught double gripping again.