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When you want to call someone a hoe, but you can't because someone important is around, so you just say this.
You: Fucking hoe!
Momma: Da faq you just call your sister?!
You: A dirty garden tool!
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when someone takes their date to olive garden in order to secure having sex after the date.
Last night, I got some breadsticks and he got some Olive Garden Pussy
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A Luxury Garden Party is a euphemism for sexual encounters that usually occur in open air, outdoor locales and environs and involve a bathtub, shower stall, or hot tub/jacuzzi. Ideally, the textbook luxury garden party will involve a hot tub or jacuzzi during the late spring or summer months in an outside setting, two or more women at least 85% naked and that rate at least 8.5 to a full 10 on the Richter scale, two or more bottles of VSOP, one fruit plate and an hors d'evours platter from your local Publix, Whole Foods, or deli/caterer of your choice.
The best part of my business trip was the wonderful luxury garden party hosted by the two wonderful Korean ladies that were staying in the hotel room next to mine.
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A Garden-Snake-gasm is the orgasm a guy has when another guy makes you suck his cock and swallow his thick creamy load, before he takes it out after the dude has had a cumgasm from the wriggly snake massaging his prostate.
My cadet roomie, and a friend of his held me down and inserted a Garden Snake in my bung-hole until I had a Garden-Snake-gasm while I sucked their dicks!
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a place where you can do a poo.
even a kingham can :) ooh and a gordon :P
oh, im in a english country garden, let me just pull down my pants....
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When you shove a garden gnome in your girlfriend's vagina without her knowing, and leave it there. You then proceed to tie her up, and force her to watch the Travelocity commercials with the talking garden gnome until you're done laughing.
I totally gave my girlfriend the Maine Garden Gnome lastnight.
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Paul Freeman was shoveling shit uphill on Friday in the Duke car park.
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