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Business attire for online video work meetings where top half is appropriately dressed for work but the bottom half of the outfit consists of boxers or pajama pants
I'm going to roll up in Mullet wear for tomorrows video conference with a blazer and pj pants - all business on top and pj party on the bottom .
There are 2 types of men. The non great and the glam.
Men who own this title are the best at everything - even if they're not. They are the best at being the most phobic too.
There are only 3 men capable of having this status; anyone else is a fraud.
You see them guys? They're the glamorous mullet men.
To be Glamorous is one thing, to have a mullet and be a man is another.
Glamorous mullet men are defined as not only being the best at gaming, but also having the best sense of humour and also hair.
To be a glamorous mullet man, one must first obtain a mullet. Being a man is not that important but do strive to have a penis. And lastly, the glamorous part. Glamorous doesn't just come from self love but from listening to the song Glamorous by Fergie and obscene amount of times.
Once you have achieved all 3, you will inevitably be one. But only in spirit. The real Glamorous Mullet Men are like the Deathly Hallows. Only the OG 3 are known.
See those guys with hot pink and lime green hair? That makes them the glamorous mullet men
A hairstyle for attending Zoom or other video calls. Your hair in the front is style while your hair in the back remains a mess.
I hope there is no reason for me to turn around on this Zoom call because if I do everyone is going to realize I am sporting my Zoom Mullet today.
Business up front but messy down the back; When an organisation does a digital transformation but only does the customer facing work and not the back end systems.
XYZ corp marketing might be bragging about their digital transformation and cloud journey but the reality is they have only gotten a digital mullet.
When the front of your Christmas tree is all decked out, and the back of the tree is completely blank.
"Party in the front, business in the back."
We let the boys decorate the Christmas tree, lo and behold, we ended up with a Tree Mullet.
Business in the front (penis / vagina)
Party at the back (anus)
When your backside is hairier than your penis / vagina
1: Mate, I went down on this chick and she had a full on crotch mullet!
2: Dude. she could have at least shaved her ass! that's rank!