the feeling of emptiness you feel just before you get horny
Ruben had a burst of pre-horny on watching that Dakota Johnson interview.
Someone usually named Eric that’s unimaginably horny and tends to hit on minors
Jesus Christ that dude over there is probably a horny god
A type of a horny that is really cringy, it usually happens with young teens. This type of horny can cause more people to cringe than be turned on. Horny cringe is when someone will talk about how horny they are but it just ends up being cringy
Example of horny cringe:
Oh yeah those legs made me start sweating and made my banana get bigger
when the bicycle seat is so far up your ass it is considered rape.
I have a horny bicycle
A guy that seems to relish exclusively boning fatso's, meaning his Johnson acquires the taste for the Larger Lass
"Jesus Christ, look at Dave, he's going after that blob over there; what's his deal?"
"Have you not seen his last 5 girlfriends, all Duece and a Halves. He got one Horny Harpoon"
An incredibly awesome white water kayak, made in Germany. Named after the Germans favorite vegetable with a little added spice.
Common abbrevation: THP
Dude! Have you tried The Horny Potato? It will blow your mind!
Soft horny is when you are horny in a soft way for someone else. Being horny for love and affection.
"I am so soft horny for you!"
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