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Pre-horny

the feeling of emptiness you feel just before you get horny

Ruben had a burst of pre-horny on watching that Dakota Johnson interview.

by BenMaharjan June 4, 2021


Horny God

Someone usually named Eric that’s unimaginably horny and tends to hit on minors

Jesus Christ that dude over there is probably a horny god

by is-this-legal March 11, 2020


horny cringe

A type of a horny that is really cringy, it usually happens with young teens. This type of horny can cause more people to cringe than be turned on. Horny cringe is when someone will talk about how horny they are but it just ends up being cringy

Example of horny cringe:

Oh yeah those legs made me start sweating and made my banana get bigger

by Gothic puppets January 15, 2021


Horny bicycle

when the bicycle seat is so far up your ass it is considered rape.

I have a horny bicycle

by Throbbing Tim December 7, 2016


Horny Harpoon

A guy that seems to relish exclusively boning fatso's, meaning his Johnson acquires the taste for the Larger Lass

"Jesus Christ, look at Dave, he's going after that blob over there; what's his deal?"
"Have you not seen his last 5 girlfriends, all Duece and a Halves. He got one Horny Harpoon"

by BaldyMcSlaphead October 9, 2018


The Horny Potato

An incredibly awesome white water kayak, made in Germany. Named after the Germans favorite vegetable with a little added spice.
Common abbrevation: THP

Dude! Have you tried The Horny Potato? It will blow your mind!

by horny potato lover January 13, 2023


Soft horny

Soft horny is when you are horny in a soft way for someone else. Being horny for love and affection.

"I am so soft horny for you!"

by Yunominu June 24, 2020

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