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When you are desperate for friends so will go out of your way to try and make friends with random people
Those people are so friend horny, they are trying to make friends with everyone.
A way for you hot gals to practice self control and use toys to avoid being that nasty skank everyone has slept with
I love sex and to experiment but I’m a horny prude. We all have needs that’s what toys are for.
A sex position where the receiver is on their knees with their hands behind them, bound to their legs
Person 1: Hey Honey, do you want to try the Horny Caterpillar?
Person 2: Oh God yes!
when the bicycle seat is so far up your ass it is considered rape.
I have a horny bicycle
A type of a horny that is really cringy, it usually happens with young teens. This type of horny can cause more people to cringe than be turned on. Horny cringe is when someone will talk about how horny they are but it just ends up being cringy
Example of horny cringe:
Oh yeah those legs made me start sweating and made my banana get bigger
A guy that seems to relish exclusively boning fatso's, meaning his Johnson acquires the taste for the Larger Lass
"Jesus Christ, look at Dave, he's going after that blob over there; what's his deal?"
"Have you not seen his last 5 girlfriends, all Duece and a Halves. He got one Horny Harpoon"
Soft horny is when you are horny in a soft way for someone else. Being horny for love and affection.
"I am so soft horny for you!"
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