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Excessive talk of pie and goat, as well as the other words mentioned in previous definitions. The hobby of pseudo-intellectuals.
Person: What do you think of Iraq
Kid: Pie. Pie is what I think
Other kid: LOLOL! I also fink pie and goatpie
Kid: *links to goatse* that is what I think
Person: Stop attempting to be funny and random
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n. The act of allowing randomness to take over and guide oneself to their destiny.
Joe Bloggs didn't study for his test but still aced it by applying the Random Guess Theorem.
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That guy you see in a bar with one of those stupid thin beard things, He always wears his sunglasses at night or when he wants to look cool, and he always has stupid average cheesy pick up lines like "Hey baby, wanna do it in the bathroom?"
I walked in the bar and it was filled with random bar douches, they all were drinking Coors Light and not shaving.
Look at that random bar douche, he looks so random and douchy.
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When you here about your group fucking up so you get drunk, write down a bunch of definitions and words on a post card, put the definitions on a dart board and the words in a top hat, play darts and match em simultaneously, write a speech, pass out and record yourself giving that speech the next morning
Grandmaster jay: (gulp gulp gulp gulp) i got bullpup with powerful, outdated weaponry with all riffles and finally smort with meee. The problem correcting randomizer works! (Thud)
A short, completely random, joke (commonly used as a simile and/or metaphor) that references a celebrity/famous person.
Example 1 of a Random Celebrity Joke:
"This song is tighter then Zac Efron's Pants!"
Example 2:
Person 1: "Hey don't be mad at me, I said that I CAN pay you back, not that I WOULD."
Person 2: "Thank you Mr. Bill Gates."(Sarcastic Voice)
The curious phenomenon that occurs when a stranger spots you at the gym in which you are able to lift heavier than usual.
This can occur due to a number of factors -
1. You do not want to be embarrassed by not being able to hit the weight you loaded up on the bar in front of a stranger.
2. You do not trust that you will get a safe spot from this stranger so as part of self-preservation the adrenaline kicks in.
3. You fear that the stranger will assist when you don't need it, so you enable beast mode.
(A combination of several of these scenarios are common occurrences)
"Dude, I hit 190 for 5 reps on incline today like it was nothing." said Jimmy
"Whoa, you didn't come close to that last week...what gives?" queries Jefferson.
"Must have been the random spot adrenaline kicking in" replied Jimmy