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When you are taking a shit and the shit won't fall down and it is really hard and all
I was having a GIANT shit boner last night
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To make up a complete pack of lies, in the hope that others believe you.
Verb. To Spin Shit.
Verb.Spinning Shit
Fuckin cunt "Spin Shit" all the time,gotta wipe his lip the fuckhead or all the dribble run down and stain his shirt.
Fuckin piece of shit druggie "Spin Shit" said it was good gear.
You "Spin Shit " cunt,,,,fuckin druggie.
Politicians "Spin Shit", fucking taxpayers believe it,gobble it up with a spoon.
Fucking politicians "Spinning shit"all the time.
The media "Spins Shit" all the time,and we believe it.NOT.
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A shit you take when you're hungover. It is often a hybrid between diarrohea and a solid shit and smells pretty fucking bad.
guy 1: Hey man, you were so wasted last night.
guy 2: Yeah man, I feel so hungover.
guy 1: I feel good man, I just had a hangover shit
When you take a long shit and one of your legs falls asleep. Then when you get up, you walk around as if you have a wooden Pirate leg.
Jesse: Where's Josh? Oh never mind, I see him limping out of the bathroom. He must have been taking a Pirate Shit.
absurd or ridiculous. Horseshit.
That's whore shit and you know it.
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The most overdramatic poopstar on the planet Earth.
She’s also skinny, shaky, drunk, and begging for boyfriends so she can make a “hit song” when she sounds like she’s mentally ill.
Yet she gets too much praise for her lazy ass poosic when she’s always about to cry like a baby and pussy.
You: Taylor Shit is so ugly I don’t get how she became so popular.
Me: No shit Sherlock.
You: Well she makes poosic.
Me: Well what else did you ask me.
The part of the anus that allows you to clip the shit from your rectum and have it fall in the toilet, on the floor, or in your pants if you couldn't hold it.
Yo, that bitch is such a slut she can take two cocks in her shit clipper at once!
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