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Commonly referred to as 'The County' by natives in the bordering areas, McDowell county is located in southern West Virgina. It consists of many small communities who lived out their heydays through the mid nineteenth century during the booming times of coal mining. Today, these communities are quiet and generally run-down. Although, a couple of the mining tipples are still active. Notable figures include The Rocket Boys; such as Homer Hickam Jr. whose story is documented in his memoir Rocket Boys (later inspiring the film October Sky.)
Goin' to McDowell County to seem mama n 'em!
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(noun): The Twin Falls of Virginia.
Alex moved to Virginia from Idaho, but it really doesn't count because he lives in Shenandoah County.
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A County Kid is a name referring to teenagers typically considered to be emo and has the hobbie of riding, and getting angry at, a skateboard. They enjoy to take drugs every day of their lives and get angry when anyone says anything about them. They are usually seen as depressed or acting depressed to get attention, especially on the website: www.facebook.com and when someone tells them the truth about their problems, all the other county kids then attempt to murder the person who is honest in an attempt at keeping their primal attention seeking ways.
Jason: Hey Kieran, how's life?
Kieran: Bad, or atleast that's what people will think when they see what I wrote on facebook!
Jason: Oh yeah, I forgot you're a county kid...
Kieran: My life sucks and nobody loves me.
Jason: Well that's not true, it's just that you get into too many romantic relationships and refuse to see the faults with yourself.
Alistair: Kill him! he is an infidel!
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Bruce county, is a plot of land that we like to refer to as God's Country because the sunrises, sunsets, rainbows and views in general are so beautiful. It's full of nice people who greet you with a smile.
I was melkin the cows when I realized how beautiful the sunset was outside. That's when I remembered I was in God's country. Bruce County.
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A small urban county, where they have terrible sports and horrible cops, potheads, incest, and worried about whose better trump or biliary
His edumacation must be from harnett county
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A person who been on the county ever since their first child has been born, and continues to have babies on welfare , relying soley on the government, never has held one job in their life , i.e. lazy , trifling tricks.
Dude 1: Man , shamika got all them damn kids and i ain't never known her to do shit besides breeding them bastards!
Dude 2: yeah bro , she ain't nothin but a county fuck , that's why !!!lmao
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A county north of the city of Bawltimer that is completely useless except for its reputation as a "hotbed" of lacrosse and the annual Hunt Cup. The kids there think they have money, but that's only because they've only been exposed to Bawltimer city and county. When they grow up they get exposure to NYC and they see they're really just either white trash who's daddy couldn't hack it on Wall Street so he took a job at LeggMason, or they're the ugly jews who were ostracized in New York City so they had to come to Bawltimer to fit in.
An LSAT analogy... "BABYLON is to LEPER COLONY as MANHATTAN is to BALTIMORE COUNTY"
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