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This shit fool-dal-tree
That’s fool-dal-tree
Wow that’s a lot of fool-dal-tree stuff
someone who is disconnected from tribal / hunter style living who orders food on a daily basis in the style of homer Simpson
Customer: "Uhhhh, Ill get one **** and One **** and one more **** oh no add one ***"
Order taker: "One da fool sir, your order total is ****"
A 24-hour period in early Spring when folks behave primitively in order to play pranks on each other.
Geico claims dat signing up for their insurance is so easy dat "a cave man could do it" --- I wonder if anyone jokingly tries getting a chimpanzee or gorilla to sign up wif dem on Aperil Fools Day?
Sometimes you have to fool the fool who thinks he's fooling you but you fool him into thinking you are fooling him into thinking he fooled you because you are not fooling him and he is.
-random thing I found on a post-it
Shrek: I'm emo and guess what?
Sometimes you have to fool the fool who thinks he's fooling you but you fool him into thinking you are fooling him into thinking he fooled you because you are not fooling him and he is.
See? I'm so deep. I'm fooling the fool.
A day that people play jokes on eachother and I was born
April Fools Day Birthdays Be Like~
1-whens your birthday
2-im a joke
1-???
2-its today
1-lol is this an April fools ??
2-no I'm being srs
A day where you can fool your daughter, April.
Father/You: Hey april how was scho- omg theres a spider in your hair
April: *screeching intensifies*
That is what april fools day is! Ay-p-rill f-ooh-lz day
You can literally do anything you want on this day. You can dump bleach in your friends eyes on april fools day and he'll forgive you for it. God forbid you put clear tape on a bathroom door, though.
A: I slept with your girl last night, but last night was april fools day
B: Okay, its fine then