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The act of putting Mashed Potatoes in a Pastry Bag and squirting them into someone’s ass… Then having Anal sex and cumming in the ass. Putting a tube in said ass and sucking the cum and potatoes out!
I was with my girl last night and she made me a Mashed Potato Captain.
The act of absolutely thundercunting a bitch in her moose-knuckled lulu lemons.
Steve: Nancy was acting like a total bitch in class so I gave her the old fashioned Mooseknuckle Mash.
If a guy says hold on to my mash he means hold on to my dick
Max: “hold on to my mash”
Lara: “ew no!”
Repeatedly punching the testicles of a sexual partner for pleasure.
Tim:
I love when becky uses me like a speed bag.
Frank:
What?
Tim:
She gives the best mash jobs.
Keyboard mashed
Very useful to confusing friends into thinking you've had a stroke.
For example:
"Dude you ok? why'd you say that in chat"
"I Keyboard mashed"
Put a banana in a sock, mash it up and put it in microwave for 20seconds. When done put it over your penis and start masturbating.
(20 secs only so you dont burn your knob)
I'm going yo get home and have a mashed up monkey
"I am going to have roast beef & mashed potato tonight!" - Jack
"Okay wear protection" - Jake