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Harder than a cats head

A phrase created by emergency services personnel who were trying to euthanaise a cat. The cats head was found to be incredibly strong. It is know used to describe anything especially strong. Often used to describe an erection. Now frequently used by TV commentators when calling AFL games.

Hey jonesy did you see that hot chick?
Yes, she got me harder than a cats head
diamond hard on erection

by Pipksi September 17, 2013

13๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


oops upside ya head

(Verb)- When someone takes their palm and
slaps someone else on the side or the back
of that person's head. The action can be made
easily by swinging your arm, striking the back
of that fool's head; sometimes you can snap
your wrist in mid-swing to get a better sting
on that idiot's dome. Best applied to dumb-asses
and fucknuts who just WON'T learn.

Also, it was a song at one time in the 70s.

It didn't take long for my friend to get
pissed off enough to go "oops upside ya head"
on his homie for turning his whip
into a hooptie... especially when it was
so paid-for.

Any mom will go oops-upside-their-kid's-head
for bad report cards.

by CDSmith1967 April 10, 2006

28๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


purple headed yogurt slinger

A term referring to an erection. Due to the fact that an erect penis has a purple like head and that it slings a yogurt like substance. This term is used in the movie Varsity Blues.

I used my purple headed yogurt slinger to give that a girl a houdini.

by Biscuits July 3, 2006

112๐Ÿ‘ 55๐Ÿ‘Ž


red headed stepchild

A child who has red hair and is also somone's stepchild.

- My stepson John has red hair.
- Oh, so you have a red headed stepchild.

by hans-รฅke December 20, 2008

30๐Ÿ‘ 235๐Ÿ‘Ž


Get your head out

Get your head out
Phrase.

To wake up to yourself or come to your senses.

Get your head outta your arse, mate!

by F4tal_3rror December 26, 2005

15๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


a big poo poo head

childish language meaning that the person referred to is absolutely and totally unfair and won't give the ~five year old whatever the hell they want.

Jenny screamed at her babysitter Chrissy that she was 'a big poo poo head' when Chrissy denied her mac 'n' cheese & hour of MTV's The Real World.

by selphinator July 11, 2005

474๐Ÿ‘ 271๐Ÿ‘Ž


purple headed battering ram

A particularly colourful way of describing the penis

"May I besiege thy love palace with my purple headed battering ram"

by gogggg January 28, 2006

32๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž