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After closing down the bars and realizing that you are too drunk to drive, the only way to get home is to lean against a building and slide your shoulder along the side to remain upright while moving in a forward direction.
"I got so drunk downtown last night, the only way I could get back was to slide home on the windows of the storefronts.
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The store where you can find mostly everything except small appliances.
The store that is big,bright, and to much orange like there was no yesterday.
A store where they pay worth a dam.
"Hi welcome to Home Depot," "Do you have any idea where the sprinklers are?" "Let me find out for you."
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The act of having an intense urge to deficate or urinate upon reaching a certain distance form one's home. As if by instinct ones body can locate a familiar toilet and the proximity, and start the process as one nears the location. The urge is often described as sudden,instant,and over powering.This is mostly experienced while driving. Also experienced by individuals past home sickness, where one experiences a similar sensation with a past residence.
" I didn't have to go until 3 blocks from my house, then my ass got home sick. I resorted to Lamaze techniques to avoid shitting myself."
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The class where women learn their place, teaching them to be stay at home mothers with lessons like stitching, cooking, and other "domestic home sciences"
Home Ec Teacher: okay it's time to lean how to cross stitch.
Student: id rather sell my soul to satan.
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A 5-pointed ass.
I drank so much beer I actually slid into that miwlf's home plate.
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A euphemism for house trailer. Replaced lately by another even softer term, manufactured home. Don't let the manufactured home companies tell you different, it might have siding and wood cabinets, but its still a fucking trailer!<p>Often occupied by toothless hicks and easy but dirty women.
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