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A citizen of America who enjoys the acts of love making whether the partner has similar anatomical traits or opposing characteristics.
Hey Mike, remember when we stopped by Chippendale's the other day to order your wife's birthday present and you thought they had a 2 for 1 deal going on because the sign read 'Tonight's Special: Bi-Americans'. Remember how funny it was when there was only one of them and you figured out what 'bi' really meant? And then we started calling you Bi-Mike.
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to give a high five with your bicep...the frattiest, meatiest form of a high five....only real meatheads and bros bi-five....
"yo bi-five bro!"
"bi-five!"
"Sweet"
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To flex more than one kind of muscle at one time.
Some people are bi-flexual, some are not.
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a person who stands in a supermarket for about 10 minutes trying to decide what squash to buy.
Dude: you've been there for 15 minutes now!
dudette: yeah i'm still trying to decide
dude: you're such a bi-squasher
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The end goal of Charlie Sheen's life philosophy... Possibly also the opposite of bipolar? Yeah, let's be honest noone really knows what it means...
“I'm not bipolar, I'm bi-winning. I win here and I win there.”
“The only thing I'm addicted to right now is winning! Just winning every second.”
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The state of mind you reach when you lose your job, your kids, and your wife. Your publicist resigns from an annual $1/2 mil annual contract because he no longer has a clue what the fuck your talking about. Your father and brother make public pleas for prayer. And you are convinced things have never been better.
Mike: Scooter, clearly you are bipolar.
Scooter: Bullshit, I'm bi-winning!
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