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Canada's history is a sex act involving only the oldest Canadians. The act is performed by visiting a graveyard and finding the oldest Canadian in the graveyard. Once the oldest Canadian is found, it is exhumed from it's reseting place. It must then adequately lubed up in Maple Syrup, preferably from Vermont to add insult to injury. The next step is the hardest, as you must make sure to fill up all the subjects holes adequately. The final act, then, is to have an additional participant climb the deceased's tombstone and perform a full-heigh elbow drop, expelling all of Canada's History onto the happy recipients.
The Canada's History we performed on old lady Withers last night was epic!
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The sexual act of: Finding a wild beaver, shaving said beaver, and rubbing maple syrup all over the beaver. Finding a moose, and placing the beaver inside the moose in the most violent manner possible. Sodomizing the moose. Killing the moose and roasting it over a bonfire made of dead maple trees. Eating the moose and beaver like a turducken, while Pamela Anderson breast feeds Stephen Colbert's Grammy. Then using the Stanley Cup as a pimp cup to sip purple drank. All the while using the word "Eh?" and blaming your sexual depravity on Canada as much as humanly possible. Once finished you must change your name to preserve your image as "wholesome."
Dude, Levi, this weekend was so crazy. I totally did a Canada's History.
Dude, please stop calling me and telling me about your weekend, Mrs. Palin. We're not friends.
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Canada's History is a sexual act wherein two sexual partners defecate in a hockey trophy, particularly a Stanley Cup, top the contents with maple syrup, and proceed to pour the contents upon one another while performing anal sex.
Did you see that video of those two chicks doin Canada's History?!
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A sex ritual whereby a woman pleasures herself with the working end of a moose antler while her mate preps himself with maple syrup. When they finish, they each defecate into the Stanley Cup.
Liddie: "I think Steve and Kim are getting serious!"
Jane: "Really? You think he's going to pop the quesiton?"
Liddie: "Probably! I mean, they re-enacted Canada's History last night!"
Liddie: "No way! She's so lucky to have a guy like Steve."
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1. Also known as two moose, one cup.
2. A sex act engaged in by one man, one woman, two moose and the Stanley cup. The man and woman give each other maple syrup enemas, then promptly begin to shit in the cup. The moose are also encouraged to shit in the cup while the man and woman rub the sticky shit-goo over each other's naked bodies and the moose antlers. The santorum-like substance is then licked off by all parties prior to the ensuing orgy.
NOTE: If the act includes two people of the same sex and two moose, it is known as Mexico's History.
She was well educated in Canada's History. She found the tamest, horniest moose at the zoo and showed me a great night - though I still have sticky shit in half of my crevices.
When Ricardo said she was a mooseknuckler, I thought he meant I could see her meaty twat through her jeans! It turns out she likes Canada's History - and now I do, too!
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the most untrue phrase known to man
hey bob canada rules
hey steve you suck
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A midnight show on the CN (Cartoon Network); a collection of the most fucked-up cartoons known in the history of God's green planet. Well, not ALL the shows were that weird, but about 80% of'em were. Not that they weren't funny however.
You want an example? Tough shit. O Canada isn't airing on the CN anymore. Which is bad.....but it has some goodness to its being gone though. ^_^
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