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clean the baby cannon

douche

I wish she would clean the baby cannon.

by redheadbass January 13, 2013


Thassa Boom Cannon

Offically recognized as the meme of ifunny; thassa boom cannon describes just thass, a boom cannon.

See that artillery piece? thassa boom cannon.

by 2OO3 April 26, 2016


Turkish battle cannon

A particularly gnarly penis. The term is often assumed to imply foreskin and smegma.

Girl, I'm fittna holla at Alex. He fine.

Don't do it, Tanya. He's totin around a Turkish battle cannon.

by Nomadic cook September 12, 2016

343๐Ÿ‘ 175๐Ÿ‘Ž


Maltese Mud Cannon

A sexual practice involving usually two males, one male shoves a battery in and our of his japs eye a few times then begins to masterbate, the second takes a shit into the first guys engorged uretha. the first man continues to masterbate and jizzes out shitty man semen into the mouth of the first

Edward: Yo ek you horny?

Ek: I kinda really need a shit

Edward: Im so horny, hows about a Maltese Mud Cannon

Ek: Oh my god, that is almost the best idea ever, im desperate to slurp up the slippery shit

by Reverend Pope May 27, 2010

50๐Ÿ‘ 24๐Ÿ‘Ž


particle beam cannon

Used on ships from gunships to dreadnoughts, particle beam cannons are some of the most effective weapons developed. Smaller ships like gunships and corvettes have few anti-capital cannons, and more anti-fighter cannons. Larger ships employ multiple anti-capital cannons, which make for spectacular ship battles.

The particle beam cannon was only seen in the Lucifer in FreeSpace.

by Shawn Farrell May 6, 2004

13๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Polish Hand-Cannon

When both fists are inserted into the anus and vaganal area, in a fast, pumping motion.

โ€œYeah I gave Bekka a Polish Hand-Cannon last nightโ€
โ€œI hope Andrรฉ gives me a Polish Hand-Cannon tonightโ€

by Booeyy July 11, 2018

13๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


baby cannon misfire

miscarriage

She was knocked up, but she had a baby cannon misfire.

by redheadbass January 13, 2013