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The feeling of being overly sad over something that won't matter later on down the line.
Brando was down depressed after getting his test back.
The incredible letdown some folks experience when they realize Christmas is over
(typical Monday after Christmas office discussion)
Holy hell, why is Michelle ragging it with me?
It's not just you, she's got a bad case of postsantum depression.
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The act of masturbating to the most fucked up shit you can find on the internet while on 20% phone battery in the toilet or outside so that when you find the material to masturbate to, your phone will run out of battery and you can only use the image that has been instilled to your mind and the fresh smell of toilet shit.
Person 1: Hey man, how ya feeling this Monday morning.
Person 2: Not so good man, I feel like my life's going to shit.
Person 1: Then why not try depression masturbation, it won't make you feel better but you'll at least feel regret.
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failed to complete a workout run for an extended period of time and frankly dont give a damn.
I have runners depression since I haven't run in 2 weeks, and I could care less.
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When you get so attached to them you become depressed when you leave their presence.
Emma: hey how are you??
Jasmine: Eh could be better. I left Anthonys house earlier and im going through separation depression.
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Fake Depression is commonly used in online games. The best way to spot someone faking Depression is them Having a sad face on their avatar or just acting depressed. You can see they say "They want to die" and "I have no friends" or "I slit my wrists" or some emo stuff. Yet, they're playing with 7 of their friends. (Out of 9,000). God I hate seeing fake depression. Don't you? It's sad because depression is a really serious mental illness. Don't fake it, please.
Emo Kid: AUGHHH I WANNA DIE SO BADLY I HAVE NO FRIENDS AND IM TREATED LIKE CRAP!
Another player: Bottom dollar he has fake depression!
Emo Kid: NO IM REALLY DEPRESSED I HAVE NO FRIENDS BOOHOO
Emo kids friend 1: Sup nerds
Emo kids friend 2: Greetin earthlings
Emo kids friend 3: Numa Numa hey there
Emo kids friend 4: Greetings, inferior ones.
Emo kids friend 5: Hi.
Emo Kid: what the fu-
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something that males have that nobody cares about
male: I have depression (male depression)
Society: nobody cares
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