Heat on Toast

Golf Term; Immense power used to whack balata off the tee. Best if used with the WMD

Man, he had some damn heat on his toast.

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Muslim Heat Seeker

When your "target" is in the shower and you open the shower curtain and let a fart loose into the shower. Then you close the shower curtain and lock the "target" in with the stench. Extra effect if you can let a silent fart go instead of making it known that you were there. The heat of the shower makes the smell much worse.

Man, Julie was in the shower today and I shot in a Muslim Heat Seeker and she about hit the floor from the smell.

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heat bag

Someone who acts extremely gay or dumb. It's used as a chirp if you dont like that one person.

"Man, go away your such a heat bag"

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white heat

Ejaculatory fluids of the male human. Can be traced back to the mid-70's to David Bowie's alter ego Ziggy Stardust. In the example, "white light" describes the high of freebasing heroin.

White light - White light gonna drive me out of my brain
White light - White light gonna make me feel so insane
White heat - White heat shapin' them down to my toes
White light - White light's got it now, goodness knows

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heat my buttons

1. Something or someone that gets you all fired up inside and makes you tingly all over in a pleasant manner.
2. Something or someone that literally "heats your buttons."

1. My gawd, it really heats my buttons when Larry nibbles my knees.
2. What the hell you heating my buttons for!?

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Heat-seeking lecture

When you think you've avoided a lengthy reprimand by changing the subject, only to find yourself back in the crosshairs a few minutes later.

"My wife was about to drill me again about screwing up the laundry, when I deftly sidestepped it by blaming our daughter. But she nailed me with a heat-seeking lecture a minute later."

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heat repair guy

the persona of a hick of well less than average IQ who was born out of snowy chicago winter in 1998 in order to strike fear in young coeds through the placement of phone calls. note: has a southern accent

coed: hello
hrg: hi, this is dave from heat repair
coed: uh huh
hrg: i gotta report yer heater's broke
coed: seems like its working
hrg: naw, its broke. i'll be out at 5:30 in the mornin to fix it.
coed: what?
hrg: you wanna freeze goddam it? 5:15 it is

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