He is a very bad kid wanting to have sex with 3 black guys at wallmart
"DA Kid Named Jon come her daddy"
"DA Kid Named Jon Take to me Court Now Fucker"
"DA Kid Named Jon i hope u love me"
English teacher that is identified as a yappatron 4000.
Jon Andreas. "Today class, we are going to talk about democracy"
Proceeds to talk about relationships and how they are connected to democracy and never explains what democracy is
Arkan: "Jon Andreas is always yapping"
Amor: "Yeah, I've heard he identifies as a yappatron 4000"
One of the most talented Drum and Bass DJs to ever mix records. Unfortunately his DJ career was doomed because he didn't know how to not call out bullshit when he saw it. Either that or all the promoters got salty when they found out that he indeed did fuck their mother.
"Who is this mixing on this CD? This is awesome"
"Oh man, that's Motherfu'kin' Jon!"
A co worker who lies all of the time and is late a lot as well as sometimes sleeping through his alarm. Sloppy Jons have great humor and are sometimes awkward.
Oh man, he is such a sloppy jon. Such bad news.
A term for a dingus that looked up some weird phrase that his friend Mat Wood asked him to look up.
Jonathan, you're such a Potato Jon.
When working conditions have reached maximum absurdity and emails are sent to God and country far and beyond that persons level of employment and purchasing power. When someone sends a hate laced email fuled with discontent and rage to get as many reactions as possible so that even the smallest infractions are looked at with a microscope from that point on.
I'm going to pull a Jon Grammes if they don't get hot fixing this fucked up place.