On March 22nd, a day just for the best mothers on earth..MILFS.
Friend: Hey what day is it today?
Friend 2: It’s Milf Appreciation Day dipshit!
Friend: Oh how could I forget this wonderful day!
A lesbian who goes out looking for hot moms.
She’s a lesbian milf hunter because she’s always out looking for single moms.
May 8th is national MILF day so if you have a hot mom do some community service and post her
Did you post your mom yet? Today’s national milf day
The milf hunter van is the official specification of the van that picks up and drops off the milfs near you
Person 1: look, here comes the milf hunter van
Person 2: I bet they have some milfs in there
the make-up job, self-applied, on a desirable older woman's face
Joe: Jeez, she looks a right mess!
Hank: Yeah, she sure screwed up that milf-portrait.
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A reunion of MILF's in one place.
"MILF-O-Mania is running wild!!!"
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that one guy in your friend group thats not quite right hes kinda just there and does nothing
he may like to talk about gae stuff even tho he has a "Girl Friend"
if you have a friend like this they are called a David-The-Lesbian-MILF not to be confused with David who is David-The-Lesbian-MILF's twin brother David is a SIMP killer and a CHAD LORD but David-The-Lesbian-MILF is a bisexual simp
Kid1: Yo whats up David!
David-The-Lesbian-MILF: im David-The-Lesbian-MILF not david
Kid1: oh *walks off*
David-The-Lesbian-MILF: :(
David:WASSUP
everyone: YO DAVID LESS GOOOO
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