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Popcorn muscles

When you look big but you're not really that big. No strength behind the muscles. Fake fuckin' muscles. Weak men have popcorn muscles.

Ivan Bogovich has popcorn muscles. Ivan Bogovich is a weak man. Ivan Bogovich didn't wipe his butt until middle school.

by Tyler jean November 24, 2016


Don't strain any muscles

The response to someone who came up with an idea that requires very little thought.

"I just got this wicked idea to mix vodka with coke! I call it... the vodka-coke!"
"Wow bro, don't strain any muscles"

by Dave-Landon October 06, 2016


Muscle of Might

What many men (particularly fans of Jersey Shore) secretly call their penis. Despite the fact that said penis might be barely two inches long, many of these self-deluded men still believe any woman will instantly drop honey at just a quick sight of the muscle of might.

"Dude, that chick is gonna totally want some of my muscle of might. I bet she's riding me in five minutes."

by GPurvis November 05, 2013


Baby Muscles

A.A.C.D , basically weak
pumping serioids

no talent
weak

"omg look at baby muscles over there
he must have been taking steriods last night"

by thanamelessone December 08, 2009


Wrinlky muscle

Noun- the Wrinkly Muscle is a slang term used throught the u.k which is generally percieved to mean scrotum, often an insult although, not always

"Oh my god, what are you doing you Wrinlky muscle"

"My Wrinlky muscle is itchy"

by Smudgeee April 03, 2010


Flash Muscle

The large, basically useless muscles of bodybuilders, Californians and Jersey Shore Characters.

Mike "The Situation" has a lot of flash muscle. Urijah Faber could beat him with one hand.

by deadheart January 14, 2011


Muscle milk

Almost signed off

I can lift 360 after a warm up & muscle milk

by Ss_yurrr August 31, 2022