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An expression that is non-religious/agnostic/atheist-friendly in expressing "Thank the Universe it's Friday" instead of "Thank God it's Friday" or "TGIF".
Thank the Universe it's Friday, let's FSU!!!
Thank the Universe it's Friday, I need a break!!
I am going out tonight. Thank the Universe it's Friday!!
If you want to thank someone sarcastically while nodding your head
Sunglasses required
"Who's Joe?"
"Joe Mama!"
"Thank you pretty pretty much"
Stating or repeating the obvious.
"Did you watch the cricket?, "Thanks Shahzad"
"I saw that video, years ago, "Thanks Shahzad"
a word used to display extreme thankfulness. usually used towards someone you love, particularly named helen.
friend 1: *gives a gift*
friend 2: thank you helen!
Based on an r/facepalm post. Refers to an article written by Rachel Link of Authority Nutrition about how to limit hangover symptoms, with the first tip being "limit alcohol consumption".
This is a response to someone who says something stupidly obvious.
Article: "Beginner's tips for highway driving: 1) Wear a seatbelt." Derek: "Thank you, Rachel."
When you're fucking a girl from behind and are about to cum, you pull out and put the tip of your penis on her butthole to finish; some of the ejaculate should run down to her pussy and down her legs
After Charlotte cooked me a particularly good dinner, we had sex and I decided to give her a Turkish Thank You. Her rosebud and lips looked like a lake with a cum waterfall.
The act of taking cumin spice and rubbing it into a your partners anus then laying a bay leaf over the area and pushing the leaf in with your tiny ass dick
David was so drunk he gave a Turkish thank you to his boyfriend to thank him for the fun date