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A short, completely random, joke (commonly used as a simile and/or metaphor) that references a celebrity/famous person.
Example 1 of a Random Celebrity Joke:
"This song is tighter then Zac Efron's Pants!"
Example 2:
Person 1: "Hey don't be mad at me, I said that I CAN pay you back, not that I WOULD."
Person 2: "Thank you Mr. Bill Gates."(Sarcastic Voice)
The curious phenomenon that occurs when a stranger spots you at the gym in which you are able to lift heavier than usual.
This can occur due to a number of factors -
1. You do not want to be embarrassed by not being able to hit the weight you loaded up on the bar in front of a stranger.
2. You do not trust that you will get a safe spot from this stranger so as part of self-preservation the adrenaline kicks in.
3. You fear that the stranger will assist when you don't need it, so you enable beast mode.
(A combination of several of these scenarios are common occurrences)
"Dude, I hit 190 for 5 reps on incline today like it was nothing." said Jimmy
"Whoa, you didn't come close to that last week...what gives?" queries Jefferson.
"Must have been the random spot adrenaline kicking in" replied Jimmy
When you are looking around bored and you and another person look into each other's eyes confused and turn away as fast as you can
I hate random eye contact
Bear is fantastic, amazing and an overall kind person. They always try to help as many people as possible and they've brought much joy to so many people!
Keep being epik :D
They're so kind! They remind me of Random neighborhood bear!
the majority of answers on urban dictionary
Can whoever is writing the stuff on urban dictionary not make the definitions either sex or completely random bullshit please
The process of putting your change into a vending machine and mashing every button to recieve an unexpected and usually disappointing item. It is however funner than just selecting an item.
If there are empty slots, thats just risky business. You have a chance of getting nothing!!!
The results of a vending machine random usually are a lot of swearing and anger. Strangely enough, you will find youself doing it again.
I pulled off a vending machine random a few minutes ago and i go salt & vinegar chips, what a waste!!
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(v.) To have sex with random girls, drunk or sober. Usually associated sorority girls or fraternity guys (See Sorostitutes)
Guy 1: "My slampiece caught me rawdoggin some randoms in my dorm"
Guy 2: "What happened?"
Guy 1: "She said she couldn't believe me. I said I couldn't believe my sandwhich wasn't ready yet. TFM"
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