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tard-kiss

When two lovers kiss passionately in the fashion of mentally challenged individuals. Dribbling is a definite factor.

my boyfriend gets off on tard-kissing

by joshua davey August 9, 2009


GUI-tarded

Adjective
Portmanteau of the acronym 'graphical user interface' and 'retarded'. Meaning someone that needs a GUI to perform all computer related tasks.

If one can only use a point and drool interface then one can reasonably describe them as GUI-tarded.

by ArmAddAsk June 30, 2021


twirl tard

One who has the inability to properly twirl pasta with their fork.

Lucy was attempting to eat linguini, but since she was unable to twirl it properly, she is a twirl tard.

by bamtime February 17, 2010


App-tarded

App-tarded: People age 45 and older that can't handle smartphones and apps or have a fear of them and stubbornly continue to use flip phones with over-sized number keys.

Don't be app-tarded. He app-tardedly and le his new smartphone, struggling to exist in the 21st century.

by clappr February 25, 2015


HBO-Tard

HBO-Tard is a combination of the words "HBO" and "Retard.", sometimes also referred to as a HBO-Believer or HBO-Enjoyer.

The original definition referred to someone who believes HBO's miniseries on Chernobyl; however, that has been expanded and now refers to people who believe blatantly obvious and easily debunked things originating from various sources, including but not limited to HBO Chernobyl, Zero Hour Chernobyl, and other Chernobyl media.

HBO-Tard can also refer to an extremely uneducated (but not necessarily misinformed) individual on matters related to Chernobyl and RBMKs, typically someone who actively denies facts despite being presented with overwhelming evidence contradicting them.

Examples of misinformation that HBO-Tards commonly believe include, but are not limited to:

- Believing the reactor lid's caps (AKA The Rod Caps) jumped up and down before Chernobyl-4 exploded.
- Believing Aleksander Akimov pressed the AZ-5 button.
- Believing Anatoly Dyatlov was a moron who violated safety procedures.
- Believing that the power surge happened prior to AZ-5 being triggered by Toptunov.
(Note: power did increase slightly but it went back down again after)

No way this guy thinks that the rod caps jumped, what a fucking HBO-Tard!

by Thxtnt June 28, 2023

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Ga-tarded

Something someone would say to define / describe someone who's trying to be in the game who's retarded who can't do the fucking game at all so therefore "Ga-tarded"

Damn dog did you see That buster / half breed ton naiil trying to rob a fool again cuz he's got no game/ hustle fucking Ga-tarded

by k187c November 29, 2021


Fuck Tard

A "Fuck Tard" a very stupid person
a "fuck tard" is also known as a retard

Jerry: England is my city
Jeff: Shut up you fucking fuck tard

by carrots are healthy December 31, 2019