Seizure to please her

Marked by BDE and born from the idea that men with small packages coined the expression “It’s not about the size, it’s about the motion in the ocean”; men with heavy packages can now imagine the little guys falling out during sex due to having little to no shaft.

So when they’re doing it, they gotta just scissor you basically or they’ll fall out. Gotta seizure to please her?

for the love of god please for the love of god

you lost hope in humanity

Mom: You have to do your homework, dishes, and every single chore in the house
You: For the love of god please for the love of god!

ese, please

Latino slang for 'Homie, please'.

Ese, please. Your ex's girl is que fea. You're too good for that vato.

please leave me alone and how did you get in my house WAIT IS THAT A GU-

the person that said this is not to be investigated and their case should be left unsolved

wait... ITS YOU! PLEASE just... please leave me alone and how did you get in my house WAIT IS THAT A GU-

Please think about it

Leland plz think about it

The boy asks the girl out and the girl says no so the boy says please think about it i beg you

Please Help Me

Typically used in text when one individual is trying to receive nudes from another person. Users of the phrase are typically associated with fuck boys, bums, and generally insurable people. Although usage of the term, "please help me" is also often used by the more productive people of society ironically.

Joey sent Abby a picture of himself with the caption, "Please Help Me". With the goal of receiving adult images from Abby.

take one please

that note you see on candy bowls on halloween

it said "take one please!" but you know theres always that one kid who doesn't listen