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Canada's History is a sexual act wherein two sexual partners defecate in a hockey trophy, particularly a Stanley Cup, top the contents with maple syrup, and proceed to pour the contents upon one another while performing anal sex.
Did you see that video of those two chicks doin Canada's History?!
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A sex ritual whereby a woman pleasures herself with the working end of a moose antler while her mate preps himself with maple syrup. When they finish, they each defecate into the Stanley Cup.
Liddie: "I think Steve and Kim are getting serious!"
Jane: "Really? You think he's going to pop the quesiton?"
Liddie: "Probably! I mean, they re-enacted Canada's History last night!"
Liddie: "No way! She's so lucky to have a guy like Steve."
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1. Also known as two moose, one cup.
2. A sex act engaged in by one man, one woman, two moose and the Stanley cup. The man and woman give each other maple syrup enemas, then promptly begin to shit in the cup. The moose are also encouraged to shit in the cup while the man and woman rub the sticky shit-goo over each other's naked bodies and the moose antlers. The santorum-like substance is then licked off by all parties prior to the ensuing orgy.
NOTE: If the act includes two people of the same sex and two moose, it is known as Mexico's History.
She was well educated in Canada's History. She found the tamest, horniest moose at the zoo and showed me a great night - though I still have sticky shit in half of my crevices.
When Ricardo said she was a mooseknuckler, I thought he meant I could see her meaty twat through her jeans! It turns out she likes Canada's History - and now I do, too!
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the most untrue phrase known to man
hey bob canada rules
hey steve you suck
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A midnight show on the CN (Cartoon Network); a collection of the most fucked-up cartoons known in the history of God's green planet. Well, not ALL the shows were that weird, but about 80% of'em were. Not that they weren't funny however.
You want an example? Tough shit. O Canada isn't airing on the CN anymore. Which is bad.....but it has some goodness to its being gone though. ^_^
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an act when two canadian women set a moose head on top of the stanley cup. The two women insert the moose antlers into their vaginas while a man stands behind the cup and moose being jacked off by the two women creating a maple leaf shape. When the man shoots out his "syrup" the act is complete.
"hey man did you hear why conan obrian is losing his show?"
"yeah man i heard he got caught showing Canada's history to two of his writers"
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Canada's History is a sexual act that involves one beaver, a male, female, maple syrup, and a moose. It is preformed when the female inserts the beaver in her vagina and proceeds to cover herself in maple syrup, the moose then begins to lick it off of the female while the male uses a moose antler as a dildo for his ass. At this point the female must preform oral sex on the male and when he is at the point of orgasm the female removes the beaver from her beaver and sticks it onto the males penis and he proceeds to blow his load into the beaver.
"Man I tried Canada's History last night, I can't describe what happened but it was crazy"
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