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Someone who has a desk job doing paperwork.
Boss: Kathryn what are you doing?
Kathryn: I'za doin my werk like a good Paper Monkey!
Guy on a first date: So what do you do for a living?
Girl: I work at a car dealership, processing loan applications.
Guy: Ohh! Your a Paper Monkey!
Someone who jiggles when you punch them. Usually eats leftover tacos for breakfast.
A derogatory term for Brazilians living in slums
@Gaules so many brazil favela monkeys
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The girl from the bar last night let me give her a monkey trumpet
When a woman is giving you a blow job and at the same time rubs both hands on each side off your penis in a twisting and twirling fashion.
I thought my cock was going to fall off after that Monkey Twirl I got last night.
Cradling your significant other's hefty ball sacks in the cup of your hand, taking pressure off the penal area known as the perineum.
Hey dude?
YEah man...
Your balls look tired
Yeah i had a rough day
Weellllllll i mean ill cradle monkey them for a little bit so they can relieve circulation.....i mean if thats okay..
.........ummmm sure.....is that gay?
No man not at all........let me do it
A librarian whose primary job is reshelving books.
The book is checked into the library but I can't find it; maybe the shelf monkey has it on his cart.