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a combination of baby asprin, cheap whiskey and diesel fuel.
Daryleen drank some redneck roofies, and woke up next to her cousin Daryl Earnheart Jr.
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A low-end, or old ragged-out BMW automobile. These are usually purchased by stupid people who think anything above a ford focus is a luxury car. Compare with baby benz
Did you see that dumbass in the redneck beemer? Was that a trailer hitch on the back?
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A drink consisting of Yoohoo, Kahlua and Vodka made when milk is not available.
Bartender, I'll have a Redneck Russian.
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An assortment of hickeys, usually around the neck, which are displayed, much to the dismay of everyone that has a maturity level of more than dumb, and/or graduated high school.
Girl #1: What the heck is on her neck?
Girl #2: It's her redneck jewelery from her boyfriend from the trailer next door.
Girl #1: Of course!
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A male or female redneck who acts ghetto.
That redneck was acting so ghetto. He's a redneck ratchet.
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The actual label for what the genre of music most people call "modern country". Since new country doesn't resemble actual country music from the likes of Roy Clark, Willie Nelson, or Dolly Parton (among others), and does resemble bad 1990s pop music with an added steel guitar and twangy accent telling stories about redneck fantasies (driving pickup down a dirt road with a girl in tight blue jeans, mostly, but sometimes partying and drinking cheap beer), it's not really accurate to call it "country music" when it's really more about the redneck lifestyle and lack of musical diversity.
"That ain't no country station. All they play is redneck pop. Find a station with some Roy Clark, man."
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A version of Russian roulette, but for rednecks. A microwave equipped with a turntable inside is place on the center of a table (this requires an extension chord). Multiple rednecks sit around the microwave evenly-spaced apart. Place a handgun with one bullet in the chamber inside the microwave. Turn the microwave on for 5 minutes. The handgun will rotate around on the turntable inside the microwave. When the handgun fires, whoever gets shot loses.
Disclaimer: Be sure to only have one bullet inside the gun and that it is in the chamber. If there are other bullets in the clip or revolver, those bullets will also fire and you will damage your handgun.
Do not ever try this!
"Well I'll tell you what. Night before last, me and the fellers done played redneck roulette at Tami Sue's place, and Bobby got shot real good.
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