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When leaving a tip at a restaurant you hide your money under the dirty dishes, giving the server a false impression.
I thought those people stiffed me but they left a top secret tip
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When someone with multiple chins has a neck beard only and has massive man boobies
Look at that Boy from Indiana's Secret Onion Patch...You Could Get Lost in That.
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Also known to as slf, a secret life fatty is someone who looks skinny or fit in real life but is so physically unfit that running two feet makes them collapse from exhaustion.
Secret life fatties also tend to consume unhealthy foods on a regular basis, also adding to their lack of physical fitness.
Person A: "You don't need to lose weight. Look at how skinny you are, I bet you could outrun me by miles"
Person B: "Yeah but I am such a secret life fatty. Running from here to that tree a few feet away is a tough feet for me. I know! Let's go get chinese and donuts!"
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A person (usually a girl) who is extremely nice, helpful, and attentive to her customers. Nice looks are generally a plus
The Victoria's Secret Employees just make it so lovely to shop in their store!
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Who knew? Boob jobs can solve crimes. Breast implants have a registration number and can be used to identify crime victims.
The mutilated body of the supermodel was identified by the registration number on her breast implants, thus revealing The Secret Life of Implants.
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The acronym for SNS. there have been blogs and chat forums about weather they really exist or not. There websites say that there Ninjutsu is far to advanced than a normal ninjutsu dojo.I've bought there stuff and listend to there audio. What they were teaching were not advanced ninjutsu or banned ninja secrets as they have said in there website, it turns out it was only normal martial consepts which you would learn in an ordinary ninjutsu dojo. The stuff in the list that they said were baned weren't banned techniques.
Its up to you to believe weather the secret ninja society exists. but in my point of view the last ninja is Toshitsugu Takamatsu the grandmaster of Ninjutsu and the teacher of Masake Hatsume. He is the bloodline of the ninja in Segoku Era
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An organization based on the act of secretively holding objects resembling wieners to its members pelvic regions.
Travis McFarland, the boy holding a banana to his crotch, is the creator of the Secret Wiener Society.
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