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Getting a blumpkin in an outhouse.
Hey honey, grab the flashlight and meet in the outhouse for a country blumpkin.
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Sexual desire for people the same gender by those living in rural areas that is not considered as "gay" because it is experienced in the state of nature, outside of a heteronormative context.
I'm in a country mood. Ima eat yo butt, dude.
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A genre of alleged music whose self-proclaimed artists possess an unhealthy, felonious obsession with drunkenness, having sex with underage girls and pretending to be real men whilst driving fancy pickup trucks often identified by being 4x4's pointlessly and hilariously lifted on low-profiles and sporting all manner of cultist propaganda alongside faux-patriotic sentiment.
"Is that Bro Country playing? Nice truck! Is that shade of Amber Alert factory or aftermarket? Oh, the toolbox is just storage for piss ale, Fireball and underage girls' shattered dreams? Perfect, and I love how the "Let's Go, Brandon!" stickers, Jesus fish and truck nuts attempt to distract from the fact you're a raging pedophile!"
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A style driven by a person who is from the South or Southwest that embraces their inner country/redneck spirit while displaying trendy, current styles typically seen in more culturally advanced metro areas. This style puts the individual in the spotlight from a fashion sense as a metrosexual but keeps them comfortable talking about and pursuing hunting, fishing, NASCAR, four-wheeling and other country-folk activities. One may often hear, "Hey y'all, watch this!" come from their mouth as they unbuckle a $100 belt and their designer jeans to jump into a rock quarry on a rope swing.
When the guys met Dave for the opening day of dove hunting season, they were all dressed in camouflage but Dave showed up with his designer field boots, pressed shirt, and collectible gun being called country metro for the rest of the day.
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A Country Squire is a man who lives on an estate typically in a rural area. They're never alone so long as they have their principles. Country Squires believe in sustainability and living with the earth as opposed to on it by farming, herding, fishing, and utilizing natural resources for survival. Aside from living a somewhat hermit lifestyle Country Squires love their family, neighbors, and respect all women. They are a dying breed.
Rick became a Country Squire after he moved to Montana to homestead.
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Simply exercising.
Requires no skill, all you literally have to do is run. The easiest activity one can do and it is called a sport.
The only reason people do cross country is because they are too small or fragile to do sports like football, soccer, volleyball, or any contact sports. People don't go to Cross country events because who wants to see someone exercise for 15 minutes?!?!?!
This "sport" gets way too much publicity and the runners think that they are better than anyone else simply because they can win. they say Cross is a team event but it really boils down to an individual effort. It is a competition of who is more in shape, not who is better and smarter.
Cross runners often have many shirts explaining that they can run. Most of them are putting down true sports by saying things like, "My sport is your sports punishment"
Please! Your "sport" is exercise. My sport takes BASIC exercise and requires more skill to be able to run AND throw, kick, catch, dive, etc.
I run cross_country
Bitch you exercise!!!!!
You should come and watch my cross-country meet, I'm gonna go for a PR
I would but I don't wanna watch people run around, its like nascar without the exciting parts
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Similar to cross country, but instead of normal people running...it is morbidly obese people running (or at least attempting to). A horrifying and unpopular face melting spectacle.
Congratulations fatty, you are the gross country champion. Look at the trail of vomit behind you!
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