Wine Witch

Important guide to recognising a real life witch. This information could save your life.

None of these things is any good on its own. It’s only when you put them all together that they begin to make a little sense.

1) A REAL WITCH is certain always to be wearing gloves when you meet her.
A witches hands are very wrinkled and rough through broomstick riding and potion making. They have poor circulation due to the amount of alcohol that they consume.

2) Look for the nose-holes. Witches have larger nose-holes than ordinary people. The rim of each nose-hole is pink and curvy. They like the whiff of wine beneath their large nostrils to detract from the smell of dogs droppings.

3) The feet. Most women have naturally small feet but a Witch has men sized feet. Their feet will be hard and coarse.

4) Deflated saggy breasts. From the expression colder than a witches tit. The deflation occurs through the alcohol consumption as does the poor circulation making them very cold. A Witch will hide these through push up bras and tops that show no cleavage. A WITCH will be hard to spot.

5) Belching. A WITCH will often belch. Partially through the nervousness of getting exposed and partially due to the amount of alcohol that they consume.

6) Alcohol. Witches love Alcohol, but doesn't everyone. Yes but a Witch drinks it daily. They need the buzz to warm their cold hands and cold saggy breasts.

Take care out there and beware of the Wine Witch

Wine Witch

Wine Witches are easily identified. They will usually be holding a glass or bottle of wine. If not holding a glass or bottle of wine then look at their body. A Wine Witch will be slim with empty deflated boobs, She will also have rough dry hands. Wine Witches usually have larger than normal nostrils through sniffing wine.

Alcohol contributes to dehydration while reducing skin elasticity. In many cases, making lifestyle changes to cut down on these vices can improve breast size, shape, and the overall firmness of different body sizes.

Watch out for that one she's a Wine Witch

Quincy Wine

A bottle of Listerine or a suitable alcohol based substitute used with the express intent of getting drunk.

Did you see that huge pile of Quincy Wine bottles behind CVS? Someone had a pretty great/terrible time.

Owen wine

Owen wine is one of the coolest guys and he has a big dong

I heard owen wine has a huge dong

Wine-up

The action of drinking wine after being sober.

I better wine-up, everybody here at the party is way ahead of me.

I came home and decided to wine-up , sit on the porch and watch the sunset.

Unwilling Wine Stein

The Unwilling Wine Stein is a "wine" of choice, unknowingly spiked with quaaludes and served in a beer stein to conceal the impurities.

Typically served at frat parties but has gained popularity in the Hollywood rape culture

Aptly named after Hollywood producer, Harvey Weinstein.

I went to a Hollywood party last weekend, drinking wine from a beer stein... next thing you know, some fat guy is yanking out my tampon and eating my pussy.

I think I drank the Unwilling Wine Stein

red wine supernova

'Red wine supernova' is a play on the term 'champagne supernova'
a euphemism for an explosive hookup

Let’s listen to “Red Wine Supernova” by Chappell Roan.

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