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Urban Kite

Aka: plastic grocery bag, plastic bag; a plastic grocery bag that is easily caught by the wind and ends up in treetops. This event can occur when shoppers are careless about their environment, and throws bags on the ground. It can also be caused by spilling out of overflowing trash cans, and cars filled with junk, often unbeknownst to vehicle occupants, as they step out on the ground.

Urban kites occur mostly in the city, due to the higher number of shoppers and higher urban kite:consumer ratio. Urban kites can be seen in rural districts on occasion, but country folk are not in a hurry, and therefore, have more time to prevent and/or correct urban kite flying.

Urban kites are often used as trash bags, lunch bags and cheap totes, which help prevent them from ending up in trees.

Johnny, close the car door and grab that urban kite that's stuck on your foot. Do you want it to end up in the trees?

Look at all those urban kites dancing in the tree tops! That one on the left is new.

by Cravicky July 2, 2016


urban cone

A really cool band from Sweden

Have you heard the new Urban Cone song. It is lit!

by Urbanconefan!! September 22, 2017


urban athlete

A person who practices the sport of navigating obstacles by running, jumping and climbing, known as Parkour.

Person 1: Are you into any sports?
Person 2: I'm more of an urban athlete.

P1: Whats that?

P2: I like to try and navigate landscapes in a quicker than normal and unconventional manner.

by JacobBeau99 March 16, 2022


urban dictionary crash

typing ↹ into the search bar crashes the website, try it

Me: hey urban dictionary, guess what
Urban dictionary: what?
Me: ↹
Urban dictionary: urban dictionary crash

by look at ye pain April 18, 2024


Urban Dictionary Editors

Massive cock sucking faggatrons

Person 1: The faggatrons keep rejecting my definitions
Person 2: They must be to busy sucking on fat massive cock
Person 3: Y'all must be talking about the Urban Dictionary Editors

by autisti_arab December 19, 2021


Urban dictionary editor

A person with no life ;)

Bro that guy is such an urban dictionary editor

by 80FF4D33ZNUT51NY0URM0UTH December 25, 2022


Urban Dictionary Editors

The people that reject and approve definitions. Criticized for allowing unfunny sexual "definitions" on non-sexual terms that no one uses in that manner and "definitions" for real-life names.

"Bruh Urban Dictionary Editors aren't even following any sort of guidelines. They accept fake definitions that are either overly sexual for no reason or praise anyone with a certain real-life name that the editor and/or author probably have."

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 19, 2022