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Small patch of hair left above the vagina to warm the nose of the person going down onna female
"It was a cold night out but Karen warmed my nose with her nose muff. "
A vey nasty, dirty, and stinky twat
"Damn man that chick probably has a manky muff"
The act of singing holiday songs into a woman's vagina instead of preforming oral sex. Usually around the Christmas season.
Last Christmas eve i went muff caroling around the office party and promptly got fired.
A super 70's bush that spreads from the tummy to the tush.
Dude, check out that girls happy trail!
That's not a happy trial. That's a muff tummy. You can tell because it grows all the way to her butt.
The sexual act of dressing as a cow and consuming the pubic hair of your partner after it has been straightened and dyed green.
Rafa: "I had a great time muff grazing off Emma last night"
Brad: "Did the cow costume arrive in time then?"
Rafa: "Yeah I still have it she wants to go muff grazing tonight"
a chick fight, and/or catfight
Those chicks were going crazy muff ruffling outside the bar.
A ladies man who can get some vagina aka get laid whenever he wants by random ladies.
person 1: Oh man that guy pulls chicks
person 2: yeah he's a bloody muff mage thats for sure.