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That perfect guy you want but can't have for real because one or both of you are attached to someone else.
He was 6 ft tall, had a great bod, and was funny, warm, and sweet. Alas, I had to resign him to the ranks of a fantasy boyfriend because I didn't want to cheat on my guy.
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A "Boyfriend in Training" is a guy that is being preped for being someone's boyfriend. Either he's not ready to be a decent boyfriend or she wants to hookup without the offical title of boyfriend & girlfiend and not look like a slut.
"Is she going out with Alex?"
"Nahh. He's just her boyfriend in training."
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A guy that you've charmed into giving you coffees and other things for free. This guy may even come into your work and bring you a coffee.
You're not interested in dating this guy, but you keep him around for the free stuff.
"Are you dating that guy? He's always coming in to visit you and bringing you coffee."
"Oh, no. He's just my Starbucks boyfriend."
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When you are talking to somebody about your sister in law's boyfriend and not wanting to include him as part of the family.
I am tired of my Boyfriend-in-law, I wish they would break up.
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"Rosie's Boyfriend" means penis. "Rosie Palm and her five sisters" is a common slang expression for one's hand especially in the context of masturbation it then follows that "Rosie's Boyfriend" is the penis.
After the party I introduced Julie to "Rosie's Boyfriend" and they totally hit it off.
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The guy whom doesn't know you exist, that you wish to be your boyfriend, and claim as your own.
"See that guy doing squats on the smith machine?"
"yeah"
"he is my imaginary boyfriend, Isn't he HOTT!?"
The stud that just walked past you, can now be your imaginary boyfriend.
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girl who dates a boy, then wants someone else and regularly changes within his circle of friends.
OMG! Nicole is a boyfriend-aholic, first she tapped Bryce, then got tired of him, then got on his Best Friend Chris (just for kicks), Then Chris' best friend Jesse, and now she's ridding on Jesse's roomates bullet bike. WTF WHORE
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