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An asshole that as absurd of hair
Did you see Tyler’s fluffy bagel? He needs to start waxing
When you're doing a girl or guy from behind and you see poop on their ass.
Yea, I hit that but she had a painted bagel.
The form cats take when powering up to take over the world, usually noticeable by the h o l e in the middle. However, they sit on their lazy asses and not do it, and sleep.
Awww.... look at that cat in a Cat Bagel...
When all the icing on a donut gets peeled off by the bag, so it's basically just a bagel now.
I went & got donuts & put 1 in a bag to take home, but I opened the bag only to find out that now it's just a bagel.
When a guy and a girl are having sexual intercourse, and the man pulls out and ejaculates around the girl's vagina.
"Girl, I love seasoning your bagel."
It's a synonmyn of sucks balls
Dude 1:"The concert is sold out."
Dude 2: "That sucks bagels
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A yeast infection. A vagina infected with a yeast infection.
Did you see that guy's mouth? Yeah, gross, looks like he ate fish bagel!