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To take one's hand like you are holding a bowling ball, insert your fingers into a woman's orifices (vagina and anus) and chuck (throw) her as far away from you as possible.
This bitch kept getting in my face and I had to "poon chuck" her ass across the room.
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Chuck Norris is the ultimate warrior.
I caught Chuck Norris fucking my wife. I thanked him, whereupon he gave me a swift roundhouse kick to the head... and I thanked him again.
As his foot was about to make impact with my head for the second time, I noted that he was wearing a live rattlesnake as a condom.
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Original it is the name of the father of the rapper : ''The Game'' . his aka is also Chuck Taylor, and he has Chuck Taylor tatood on his hands
''I wanna meet Chuck Taylor, so i can record some shit with him at Aftermath''
'' Chuck Taylor is the new Dr. Dre, Easy, Tupac mixed in one person''
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an adjective to describe something so epic that i comes as close as humanly possible to becoming Chuck norris
1st dude "dude did you see that mustache on that guy"
2nd dude "yeah dude it was totally Chuck Norrisy"
Yo Emily and Amy hung out with Miami Chuck, and he was so awesome that their depression was cured!
The art of driving your life’s work into the oblivion by expressing your staunch political views to your supporters.
I heard that comedian has been living on the streets since he "Dixie-Chucked" his career last year at the BET Awards by making fun of Obama’s health care policy.
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The most vile ninja weapon on Earth - two soiled tampons tied together
Ninja: "I can deal with how vile shit shuriken are, but I draw the line when it comes to chum chucks."