fix the deck

After your wife has a few margaritas, you perform any sexual act she wants

I'm going to need you to fix the deck tonight

Re-Stained the Deck

When a guy has sex two days in a row without showering.

Yeah man, had a great week-end with her, I even re-stained the deck.

Glitch Deck

An item used by gamers to detect hidden secrets.

Adam used his Glitch Deck to find the secret chest in the dungeon.

on deck now

Means, in charge, took control, the boss, giving out orders

Bills no longer in charge, I'm on deck now

one-deck

stoned county boy excellent DJ brilliant in bed

extrav

T-Deck

Slang for a fingerboard e.g. Tech Deck

The man did a awesome trick on his T-Deck

On the Deck

You've fallen to the deck because something is so funny.

Hysterical laughter and/or reaction to a massive shock

(Similar to "PMSL" or "ROFL")

Hahahahah i am ON THE DECK!!!

"Omg what are you wearing!! I'm on the deck!"