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When you ejaculate on your partner's butt, than get an easy bake lightbulb and hold it up till the semen dries up.You than peal off the cookie than share it with your partner
Yo! last night i got so wasted i ate an easy bake sugar cookie with some hoe
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a large group of "skater fags" which live in the waukesha area who all think they are god. but in all realtity, they are just faggots. they skate around making fun of people thinking they're cool. the only thing they can actually focus on balancing is the skateboard. because they are so emotionally retarded they can't balance their own lives. most of them are actually good at skating but will probably never leave this haggard town because they are empty puddles, no fish, no algie, no frogs, they are just puddles. they have no personality, they have bad grades, can't keep a girlfriend, & hate their lives but are all "straight edge". & anyone who ditches them, a friend, a girl, ect. they will hate you forever & make you pay for it as long as you live. so i hope to god you never meet, or run into any of these skaterfags.
Girl: hey things have been kind've weird lately, do you still like me?
It Aint Easy Being Steezy Fag #1: sorry brah im going skating.
there are so many stories, we'll leave that the only example.
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What most men are cruising for on Tinder. A girl to drive by-bang and then be on their merry way to the next.
A product of our easy access, disposable culture.
Friend: So how was that girl you met from Tinder last night, any potential?
Him: No, but good for an easy-lay take-away.
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An expression of condolence directed at, or excuse offered by someone possessing a demonstrated lack of proficiency.
You're so bad at Street Fighter II you couldn't get a combo out of a bag. I guess gimpin' ain't easy.
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one of gerard way's best quotes
Gerard: This shit is easy peasy pumpkin peasy pumpkin pie motherfucker
Everyone else: * is killed by the sass
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Sarah Palin
Katy Perry
Ke$ha
Bristol Palin
Your Mom
Taylor Swift
Justin Bieber
George Bush
J WOW
Snooki
The Kardashians
and Princess Daisy.
Snooki is so easy a caveman can do it.
no matter what you say, it will always be "easy peasy lemon sneezy"
some people think it's actually "easy peasy lemon squeezy" but they are wrong. ur wrong peak
ok
when you awaken your hiram t2 and it works on first try
"easy peasy lemon sneezy"
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