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The official Shadow Council of Spellbreak that is responsible for maintaining the good that remains amongst the Breakers in the Hollowlands.
GTKT (Goats of The Knight Table) are the Breakers responsible for the return of the Blink rune!
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Secret society some say is more powerful than the Illumanati. Rumor has it their reach extends even to the African continent, where they use the sport of basketball to indoctrinate the locals.
Because Bill Gates was not rich and powerful enough to receive an invite into the Knights Who Say Pfftt, he settled on Bohemian Club membership.
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Any person that rocks a different pair, of color cordinated, Nikes/Jordans everyday of the week and/or a graduate of The University of Oregon.
Tim: Ever notice Mark dresses like Joe Shit The Rag Man, never has any cash, constantly mooches food and rides; Yet somehow he seems to always have fresh Nikes or Jordans.
Gina: Yeah, The Bastard Son of Phil Knight owes me a $20 from last week.
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The forgotten 4th k in kkkk.
Robert: I’m joining the Knights of the Ku Klux Klan.
Damian: When did I ask?
Roberts: (Burns Damian on a cross in cold blood.)
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When something good (or at the very least "okay") becomes insufferable by association with those who like and/or praise it.
In the time since then and the release of Portal 2, you'll be pleased to hear that I eventually did come up with a criticism for Portal 1: it's got the worst fucking fans in the world. Nothing ruins a good thing quite like knowing you share your opinions with mindless little tits who bray like mules if you so much as mention the word "cake," and the good thing in question can never be the same again. This is technically known as the "Knights Who Say 'Ni' Effect."
--Zero Punctuation
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A plethora of hoes, self riteous musicians, and like 4-7 actual good people who attempt to try and win the state champion division even though half of the students don't actually play instruments. Those who do play are proud and obnoxious assholes that try to rub their underachievements at the national division to non-marching band members. If you come into contact with the North Penn Marching Knights at a competition, they will be rude, say nothing, and march proudly along like it's the golden age of the 1980s when they were actually good.
Marching Knight: (says nothing and marches in parade block formation with the rest of the group)
Other Marching Band Member: "They're wearing blue uniforms and have said absolutely nothing... they must be the
North Penn Marching Knights
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A cult created by high school mulitmedia kids dedicated to the advancement of the Church of Raptor Jesus through holy war and the conquer of the universe.
"Man, the Knights of Raptor Jesus in the Holy Dino Appocalypse are the most badass overlords ever, they give out free tacos!"
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