may-day

distress call (derived from french : m'aide) lit. help me

A public holiday (in may) in the united kingdom.

may-day, may-day we have lost control of the aircraft

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May 5

National Respect a Woman Day

Where you show some love the old fashioned way for that girl you like or just a friend!

Jack: Woah how’d you get your girl to love you like that?
Adam: May 5th, dude. Love her. Don’t treat her like an item. She’s perfect.

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May 8

It's national stress/depression/torture day

Hey, Mia it's national stress day.

Mia: How?

James: UMM K-prep starts.

Mia: Oh, yeah. It's May 8th

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5 may

5 may Is The day when you need to go and find a boyfriend

Brother: today Is 5 may ya know what that means?
Sis: yes! Today Is the day when i can find a boyfriend!

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May 6th

May 6th is finally hook up with that dude who you’ve been joking about hooking up with

Hey it’s May 6th, fuck it, let’s hook up

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May 7

National Lap Dance day

Bill: hey what day is it
Greg: May 7 it’s national lap dance day

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May 14

National unground your kids day

"May 14th is the best day ever because my parents gave me back my phone"

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