The act of throwing a shit covered midget into a crowd of Hispanic women. This is a historic activity local to the Miami area.
I was down in Miami with your mother last weekend and someone pulled off The Miami Midget Shorn. The slippery midget got shit all over your mothers new dress.
a small person who likes to steal and eat tikka masala and does not pay child support.
who stole and ate my tikka masala?
oh, ofcourse it was the fat horny nigga muslim midget
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A company that employees midgets during the seaons that they are not employed as elves. The midgets help people with disabilities which makes them letgit midgets and helps them make money.
"Yo I paid that midget to help me walk across the street! That midget is too legit!"
or
"You got a too legit midget?!"
Made famous by the Covino and Rich show
child-sized people who like the same sex they are
"your a gay-midget!"
Noun: a small person the smells overwhelmingly of urine. They usually carry a cane and attempt to dance with random women in bars.
OMG, did you see that piss midget trying to dance with Jess? He came up behind her and was grinding on her while reaching his cane around her and moving it up and down like a rolling pin.
The theory that there is only one midget in the entire world.
John: Hey Bobby! Have you heard of Midget Theory?