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Road frontage is how much land You have or what you have in your pants.
Do you have good road frontage
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After performing extremely rough and dirty anal sex on a girl who ate peanuts the day before, the man goes from ass to mouth, inserting his shit stained penis inside the girls mouth until he blows his load. The resulting mixture of shit (chocolate ice cream with peanuts) and semen (marshmellow swirls) seemingly appears, but does not taste like Rocky Road ice cream.
I was so excited to see that Kayce ate peanuts the day before, my ass to mouth move resulted in a fantastic looking Rocky Road!
"You give them Redcoats hell, and you give their women Rocky Road." -- George Washington
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When a male is driving a motor vehicle and recieves oral.
It was looking to be a long drive, so I asked my boyfriend, "Arthur, I'm bored, will you give me road head?" I leaned over and kissed him, making him softly moan. I licked for entrance to his mouth and he complied, and I explored the inside of his mouth, running my tongue across his teeth and dancing with his own. I was half-hard just from the kiss. He pulled away blushing and agreed to give the head. I refocused on the road, although my attention hitched as he pulled down the zipper with his teeth and pulled down the boxers over my erection with his hand. I gasped audibly as he licked sexily from base to tip then swallowed me all at once. Arthur began to move his head up and down, expertly deep throating me. Before long, my erection was weeping, and he was playing with the slit with his tongue. By this time, I was almost unable to keep the car going in a straight line, even though I had switched to cruise long before. "Arthur! I'm...g-going to...to-ahhh!" he started to moan against me, humming along to the song we had playing on the radio. The vibrations made it so I couldn't control myself. I came into his mouth screaming "Arthur!", and he expertly swallowed my orgasm. Then I looked up to correct my driving. I readjusted my trajectory and continued on course while Arthur used a Kleenex to wipe up the saliva and spillage still on myself. Arthur then leaned in to kiss me again and I could taste myself. Weakly, I mumbled, "I love you, Arthur." He smiled and kissed me again.
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a large lizard that lives beside major highways. if you step out of your vehicle close to a road lizard, it will eat you.
look out, a road lizard.
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A sexual escapade inspired by the Lone Ranger. It is when a woman straddles her lover while he is driving. She rides in the fashion that a ranger would his horse, with urgency and passion. At the moment of completion she dismounts her steed, grabs his member and makes a mask across her eyes with his glory.
After a long drive through Nebraska all that kept me sane was when my girlfriend completed a road ranger for me. Took me two sessions to finish her mask.
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One shitty ass show. Proves that Music Television has forgotten its previous objective, which was presenting music videos for the public to enjoy.
Full House is a better show than Road Rules.
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The ability to give or receive sexual relief while traveling in a motor vehicle, be it on the interstate, city street, back alley, drive thru, or a toll booth.
Road head, hand/finger satisfaction, battery powered devices, internal combustion powered apparatus, road cunnilingus, relief, road comfort
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