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When you're single, this can occur at any point, and everyone around you starts becoming attractive and you start to develop pointless crushes on anyone who spends any kind of time with you.
"Dude, I think I am falling in love with the girl who sits behind me in chemistry."
"She has a boil on her chin, and smells like old baking grease... it's just the single goggles, bro."
A toilet that is extremely small lengthwise. Referred to as a single girl toilet because if any normal-sized man uses it, their penis will uncomfortably touch the toilet seat/bowl.
Man #1: "My Aunt finished building her own house a few days ago, but she bought one of those tiny rounded toilets to go in the bathroom."
Man #2: "Ah, the classic Single Girl Toilet."
Someone who is tested positive for an STD and is single
Positive singles and dates by going to meetpositives.com
Moderately Single: How my buddy Frank defines post divorce relationships
I’m dating, unless we roll up on a legit GILF, then I’m moderately-single and hitting that!!
A person who is always trying to look and act in a sexually attractive to someone, but never realizes when the other person is playing along.
Girl 1: Ugh! He clearly wants to have sex with me, but never takes my hints
Girl 2: He clearly has Single directional innocent whore complex !
Soft Single is a noun describing the point in time when one is beginning to date multiple people casually, but is not in a committed relationship. This is as opposed to Hard Single, where one has no chance of a mate in the near future.
Rebecca Morin has a coffee date #softsingle. or Becca is so soft single it's not even funny.
When spring ends and summer starts , Where girls are single and guys only want to smash
Damn I just smashed a single girl in the bathroom -jimmy
Oh it’s single girl season-John