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Really, really, REALLY freakin' cold. Only barely above absolute zero. This shit is death.
"Yeesh, have you been outside since that blizzard started?"
"Eh?"
"It's colder than a brass toilet seat on the shady side of an iceberg!"
"Dayum!"
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Try to fly by the seat of your pants but end up doing basically nothing because you're unable to decide what to do on the fly.
Do you ever fall by the seat of your pants? Like sometimes I try to fly by the seat of my pants, but I just can't decide what to do so I end up just using reddit all day.
When you sit in a chair doing nothing for a long duration of time.
This class is easy, all you do is warm a seat and you get an A.
Going backdoor on someone with an unusually large ass.
Martin went meat seat street on Hattie Mae Pierce.
A shit so big you have to grab the sides of the toilet to push it out.
Mike: Dude, are you okay?
Ed: Yeah, that bastard was so big, and wasn’t coming out, I had to hold on for dear life just to give birth to that monstrosity.
Mike: Oh, you experienced a seat gripper!!
Ed: I see you speak from experience.
Somewhere that everyone has been before
Ged: “Yo Dan chill you’ve been in the hot seat before… Don’t make fun of pro surfer Morgan.”
The seat of the person who has recently told a room silencing joke, one that would make all others feel awkward now that they have heard it. The person being called a “door seat” will have to exit through the door.
Brandon tells an awkward joke; others then proceed to call him a door seat, Brandon must now exit in shame.