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when you pull the foreskin down below the head of the penis
before i could blow him, i gave him a turtle neck.
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A Corduroy pant wearing, round shaped, butch lesbian of shorter stature. Do not confuse these lesbos with the taller lesbian variety; Ogeralis Majoris. Typically turtle lesbos are found along the western coastline of the USA. A turtle lesbo's primary habitat is that of middle to lower class neighborhoods often refered to as "the ghetto." A turtle lesbians primary occupation is that of a chef or mechanic. Their spare time is spent coaching women's basketball or soccer. A turtle lesbian will often approach people with an uncanny swagger which is meant to mimic their male counterparts. The hair style typically found upon the head of a turtle lesbo is that of an 9 year old boy of the phylum dorkus-minoris. Turtle lesbos are relatively harmless, however, if one were to cross the path of a turtle lesbo in hot pursuit of a lipstick lesbian they would find themselves in deep perile. Lastly it is the turtle lesbo is the primary consumer of male hormones despite the gov't insistance that male baseball players hold that status.
Excuse me turtle lesbo, is that a bannana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me.
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While 69'ing your girl and you are on the bottom. Unbeknownst to you your girl has a poop on deck.In a moment of pure pleasure, she loses control and a turd pops out and hits your forehead, then goes back in, essentially "kissing" you.
"Greg whats that brown mark on your forehead?"
"Ah man, I was goin down on my lady when all the sudden i got the Turtle Kiss ... a big shit just plopped on my forehead then jumped back in her butt. I was really really drunk, so it was cool."
"Dude...sick."
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DEFINITION:
A TURTLESKIRT is a skirt which is 2 inches below the Snapper... Turtle!
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In Call of Duty: MW2, when someone puts a Riot Shield on their back and goes prone so they can not be knifed.
Ah, i'm playing knife only and this guy keeps Turtle Shelling me.
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The name of one of the unused themes of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Back to the Sewers, part of a contest known as "Pick Us a Rockin' Theme Song Before Mikey Gets His Way Challenge", back in Spring 2008
"It's Turtle time! The four turtles are back from travelling time but (oh, no) Master Splinter got left behind. In cyberspace with new evil doers, now they gotta go back (where?) to the sewers...."
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Whilst having your ass licked, sneakily push out a turtles head and quickly retract again. Causing surprise & delight.
She was giving me anal pleasure when a Ninja turtle appeared and disappered. she asked, what the f**ck was that. I said I did'nt know.
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