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An old, large, white-haired woman in her mid-60's who is exceedingly wealthy... not from hard work, but inheritance. She possesses a loud and uncanny laugh, has a butler named Martin, and has a home in every continent.
She will purchase anything as will and seems to have endless capital.
She has a large harem of young, good-looking men.
She believes money is the solution to any problem.
She passes out $100 bills like water and her favorite word is "Money" aka "Maunie."
*During a scene in a movie when everything is going wrong and people are freaking out."
Eric: "Oh no guys, what do we do??"
*Rich woman runs into scene and is out of breath*
Rich Woman: *While panting* It's okay... it's OKAY.... I'm rich!!!"
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In broad application, a woman in STEM is simply a female studying or working in the fields of science, technology, engineering, or math. More typically, the term applies to female engineers only who look down upon the other sciences.
Did you hear her talk down to me this morning?
I did, what a classic woman in STEM.
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The ability to act like shameless crack whores and arrogant liberal bitches and call it equality.
Example of womans rights to choose
Man:"Can I help ya change that tire,mam?"
Woman:"Don't you think I'm capable of doing it myself?"
Man:*astonished*
Man:"Actually,no,seeing as how your 5'1",got the jack backwards and in the wrong place,and those lug nuts are rusted pretty good...;But go ahead prove me wrong."
Alternate Example:
Man:"Can I help ya change that tire,mam?"
Woman:"Don't you think I'm capable of doing it myself?"
Man:*astonished*
Man:"Listen here u dumbass cunt,I just got off work,am tired and dirty,but I stopped anyway to see if I could help;Apparently not so fuck you."*drops tire iron,leaves*
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either means:
1. she’s mad at you for something she never brought up
2. terrible driving
one of those is realistic and one of them is straight fucking funny. no disrespect intended.
1) “How was I supposed to know you wanted me to cook dinner?”
“I thought you knew!!”
“Why would I know?!”
“...”
“woman moment”
2) dude that dumb bitch just almost rear ended me
woman moment
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A female who is between 20 and 40 years of age.
The lifeguard saved the young woman from drowning.
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A robust Woman of Tyrolean Origin
Always on the look out for her Mountain Man this alpine beauty has a whole lot of love to give... and one or two schnitzels
Frau Hospiz
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A female who prides herself in independence and freedom. She is the life of the party, and the inventor of fun! She lives an exciting, fast-paced life which many envy. However, late at night when her head hits the pillow, she dreams of finding that person with whom to share her life of hopes, dreams, disappointments, and adventures.
"Are you going to Sofia's party? She's one of the last single woman we know! It'll be exciting!"
"Today's single woman is so rad! She can have it all; nothing slows her down."
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